Let me preface this entire story with the fact that my screen door is usually OPEN. My yappy little dogs like to go out on the deck and it’s a pain in the ass to keep opening the door. Plus, it falls off the track and that’s another pain in my ass.
Back to the story. Last Saturday, I had some friends over for Game Night. We were all hanging out on the deck chatting and I hopped up to go into the house to get my phone. I trotted up the step and WHAM! Head first into the screen. Only it didn’t stop there. I then ricocheted back off my now crushed screen door and fall onto my knee, ripping the top layer of skin off about 5 inches of my right shin. Wait, there’s more. I then try to put my hand back to stop myself from falling back. No can do because I am at the edge of the deck step. I continue to roll helplessly off the step onto the main deck floor. My best friend witnessed the entire slow motion fall. I know she pissed herself laughing! I lay on the deck clutching my leg while her husband keeps touching it and asking me if it hurts. Below is the end result…..
On a more positive note, we had a great time playing games….here’s Sam trying to not drool on himself!
Just call me Grace!